by Citadel, REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book. To put it simply, this book will have you laughing from the moment you read the cover to the moment you turn the last page. In fact, according to this awesome volume you may be retarded if you desire to become anything other than a ninja. Served. If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. Yet while Robert Hamburger may be young in years, he is no child, and there should be a regarded place for his work. It tackled my neighbor and scared my dog so bad he peed on the kitchen floor. Robert's babysitter, John, chimes in in an early footnote that he will be his editor, and then he proceeds to make intelligent-sounding comments throughout while still validating every single one of Robert's ridiculous claims about ninjas. Ninjas are totally sweet. It is too easy to "after-the-fact" pick apart the banal aspects of REAL ULTIMATE POWER; much harder to find the deeper meaning among the interstices. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. If you are a cool and awesome 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, or 12 years old this is a must book to study when you have 5 or 10 minutes time to learn how to become a true ninja. Akso check out The Ninja Handbook. The reason the author used Hamburger as his last name is that he wants the reader to know that he added a lot of cheese to this Ninja book in the perspective of a 13 year old boy. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, See all details for REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. If you are a cool and awesome 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, or 12 years old this is a must book to study when you have 5 or 10 minutes time to learn how to become a true ninja. The book is written from the perspective of a 13 year old boy, though never really described fully. But that's a bunch of bull crap! Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book Author Robert Hamburger really let one loose here. July 1st 2004 My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja to. When I opened the box I almost lost an eye. It took me a few pages to start thinking this book would get "old" really soon. There's a problem loading this menu right now. OOPS, I forgot real ninjas have no use for school and school teachers according to the expert writer in this awesome book. Yeah right! If he really knew about ninjas he’d stop and already know that some ninjas are still virgins and that’s because they choose to be because sometimes they have a crush on Lisa and they want to save themselves. That being said I rated it as a 2/5 for a few reasons. Had to give it 4 stars, if I didn't I'd have to be looking behind my back all the time, in fear of a ninja popping out and slicing my head off. A paranormal comedy with action and snark? A literary tour-de-force, REAL Ultimate Power tells the heartwarming and at times heartwrenching story of a boy, his dog Francine and his obsession with ninjas. Yeah right! Finally, a true and factual book on the pure awesomeness of being a ninja. Don't be fooled by the other reviews, the book is deeper than you know. A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas.

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